“ACHHHHOOOOO” I’m so sorry, here, let me get a kleenex. What? Well, yes. I am suffering from the pestilence and plague. How did you know? Oh, my sneezing gave it away? Well, yes, they are rather loud. What? Oh, thanks. I’m sure I’ll be one hundred percent better by Monday.
Yes, it’s true. I woke up on Tuesday morning with a scratchy throat. That is not unusual for me since I have been blessed with rather large tonsils, and they are prone to sore throats. But when Thursday rolled around and my throat was still sore, I knew that I was dealing with the common cold. I called my general physician, and was informed that they were “slammed packed” and could not see me until Monday morning. Great. I knew I couldn’t wait until Monday, and needed to see a doctor right then! No, I’m not high maintenance, thanks for asking. After I got off the phone with the doctor’s office, I called the doctor’s office in Ashe County. Yes, I am a patient at a doctor’s office in Boone, and Ashe County. No, I am not high maintenance, thanks for asking. Thankfully they could see me that very afternoon which turned out to be a good thing, since the doctor diagnosed me with a good ‘ol sinus infection, with a side of allergies. Terrific. He promptly wrote a prescription for some antibiotic and orders to take some Claritin. I also know that it is good to drink lots of fluids whilst sick, so I’ve been sucking on this:

Oh, I kid. I actually haven’t taken a drop of the stuff. Although I was tempted to last night, so I could get some sleep. I always wondered why that stuff made you sleep so well, when I figured out that it is made up of 70% alcohol, and 30% medication. It’s a wonder!
But I have been popping these like their hard candy:

The good thing is that they actually taste like candy. It’s like nature’s candy!
I have also been killing trees by going through these things like there is no tomorrow:

They are indispensable to me. Whoever invented the kleenex, should be given the noble prize. They are a wonder.
I am on the mend, and I should be back to my old self by next week. I’ll be back on Monday with a progress report of my health. Until then, have a great weekend!






