So I didn’t get the rest of my post up yesterday. What else is new? But never fear! It’s 11:38 (that would be pm, not am) and I going to finish my list!! So, here we go.
6. The “socialization” myth/question:
If you are homeschooled, or considering homeschooling, at some point you will be asked this question. “So, do you have any friends?” “Um, friends? What are friends? My parents have told me about friends, but I don’t know? Can you tell me what friends are?” Oh I kid, I would never answer this way. I’ve wanted to, but I normally respond with “yes, I friends. Here are their names and addresses, listed alphabetically. I’m not sure why people think all we do is stay in our homes eating carrots and reading textbooks all day? Seriously, does it look like I eat that many carrots to you?

I think the fact that I get this excited over cake should answer the question.
7. The Prom Question:
“Like, OMG, do you have a prom?” “Mother, what is Prom? Why do the children talk of Prom? Is this an ancient custom I’ve read about in my humanities book?” I have never been to a prom, and quite frankly, I’m glad. I’ve never seen the point in them, of course I hear that they’re magical, but considering the fact that I don’t date, and I’m saving my first kiss until I’m engaged/married (not sure, still praying about this one), it might be a wee bit boring…I would have been the world’s worst prom date. However, I did go to a ball! And it was delightful! I know, I’m such a homeschooler.
8: The Test Question:
At some point in my homeschool journey I was asked if I was ever tested. Again, not really sure why people would assume I’m not, maybe it’s because they think I’m a genius and don’t need to take tests! But, sorry, I took tests. I took math tests, history quizzes, vocabulary tests, science tests, spelling tests, EOG tests, etc…so clearly, I’m not a genius.
9: The Homework Myth:
I was always asked if I had homework. To which I give a hearty YES! Because, um, I was at home doing my school work! Heh, heh, heh, heh, get it? Homework? In all honesty, I did not have that much homework, the only time I did was when I was part of various clubs that required extra work done at home.
10: The Snow Day:
During the winter months, many children would try and make me feel bad by saying ” Molly, I got a snow day today while you still had to do your school. Ha hahahahahahahaha!” to which I would reply “Yes, but I will get out in May for summer vacation, while you still have another month at school. hahahahahhahahahahahhaha!” I was such a kind child. But it was always true, I was able to have a good three month summer vacation, while the rest of my friends were slaving away at their desks until June.
And there we have it. My top ten questions and myths about homeschooling. All sarcasm aside, I was very fortunate to have been homeschooled. It opened my view to so many amazing opportunities, and I’m forever grateful that my parents chose this route for me. Is it for everyone? No. It’s just something that God called my family to do. However, if you ever consider homeschooling, and dismiss the idea, give it another thought. When your child is grown, walking across the stage getting the diploma, you won’t regret it. You’ll have been with them every step of the way, and you can truly say “we did it.”
So here’s to my best friend, although I normally call her mom, thanks, I couldn’t have done it without you. This list is dedicated to you. You’re the best.
Love,
Molly